I’ve been using this groovy little pelvic floor training gadget for a month now, and last night I had an almighty, rip-roaring monster of an orgasm!! It must have lasted about 3 minutes!!
I know, I know… you can just do your pelvic floor exercises for free. But after a few years of trying on and off, I just was never sure if I was doing it right and I certainly never achieved noticeable results.
I had 2 goals: firstly to be able to go trampolining with my son without having to worry that I might pee my pants; and secondly to see if I could improve my orgasms.
This neat little gadget, Elvie, actually gives you feedback on whether you’re doing it right. You pop it in your cunt and it connects to an app via bluetooth. It reminds you to keep your legs uncrossed so they don’t block the signal!
After that it’s like a game! You move a jewel up and down on screen by squeezing your pelvic floor. There are games where rapid squeezes send the jewel up and you score points for hitting other jewels.
There’s a long squeeze where your jewel travels horizontally as you navigate up and down hills. The app keeps track of your score, and measures the strength of your squeezes so you can see that you’re improving. Absolutely brilliant!!
I knew from my scores that I’d improved. The orgasm test most certainly backed that up. Next, the trampoline test!